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BETH AND VAL'S VLOG

Posted Mar 17, 08 09:00 AM

IT'S BETH & VAL'S HORRORPORIUM - MONSTER

Rapier wit, sensible shoes... and they're smokin' hot. Beth & Val kick off Chiller's very first vlog with their own brand of insightful, purple frankenstein funkadelic-ness. Whether it's answering personal ads in the L.A. Weekly or trying to find parking at Grauman's Chinese, Beth & Val know from Hollywood horror. Want to know what's up with that weird puppet from "Saw?" Just ask Beth & Val! Send your questions to BethandVal@gmail.com.

More about Beth & Val…
These two ladies of leisure have turned their useless knowledge and vanity into groundbreaking infotainment. You can catch “The Beth and Val Show” at their YouTube Channel.

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the both of ya look sexy or ya are sexy well peace take care...

dam you'll are hot

Stepping over monsters is only okay when there's a group of police or other people to confirm it's dead and you have some sort of blanket draped around your shoulders. Also if the credits have ended and there's no sudden twitch of it's hand to suggest a sequal. As far as a vehicle, you need an F-350 1 ton truck. If the monster's big enough to survive that, you're dead anyway.

nice advice. Should help RE4 players XD

men. stop thinking they are sexy and listen to the damn advice!

nice advice. Should help RE4 players XD

men. stop thinking they are sexy and listen to the damn advice!

hey yall r hot and i like ur advice

let's say a zombie that can combine with anything it cannot be killed or anything it bites altomaticly become a weapon for it so you are looking at two undistorable monster and it can repair it's troops all you have is a shotgun a rifle rocket luncher and a garnaid and you are an a freeway you have 2 opions blow up the briged or blow there side and run like hell

licker zombies could come with a small horde and lickers can from a boss zombie doesent matters how you kill it or wound it it regenerate is fast the same time you take a sword or pipe someting like that as soon you pull it out the wound is heald all you have is 5 shot left in your gun and a sword from hell. you are a child born from a demon and a human

licker zombies could come with a small horde and lickers can from a boss zombie doesent matters how you kill it or wound it it regenerate is fast the same time you take a sword or pipe someting like that as soon you pull it out the wound is heald all you have is 5 shot left in your gun and a sword from hell. you are a child born from a demon and a human

licker zombies could come with a small horde and lickers can from a boss zombie doesent matters how you kill it or wound it it regenerate is fast the same time you take a sword or pipe someting like that as soon you pull it out the wound is heald all you have is 5 shot left in your gun and a sword from hell. you are a child born from a demon and a human

Chop the monster's head off (or blow it off with the ole 12 gauge) then you should be fine. As for a vehicle, the crew cab dually Chevy would be the best bet as a Ford runs the risk of falling apart. (^_^)

I wish they would take the coffin with blood in it off the tv because it makes me think of my dead Mother. I try too turn the station when it comes on but i can't everytime. Please help me i like everything esle. Don't forget me are i wish for $5,000.00 and i will get paid ha ha ha thank you.

you guys should make chiller show monstervision, or bring joe bob on for a host.

yo i like ur video.
u gotta youtube?
tell me ur youtube address so i can post a comment there on one of ur videos.

if i waz a guy i would say u 2 r ugly.even my brother said u 2 r ugly.well he called u sluts.

if i waz a guy i would say u 2 r ugly.even my brother said u 2 r ugly.well he called u sluts.

if i waz a guy i would say u 2 r ugly.even my brother said u 2 r ugly.well he called u sluts.

r u 2 ssters or friends?im just askin.not that personal right?

r u 2 ssters or friends?im just askin.not that personal right?

wow you guys rock and i am soo with you on the monster truck thingy. ohyes. lovelovelove you both.:)

HEY! Beth & Val keep up the great work...You 2 R way 'FUN'...OH! What's up w/ Halloween 3? Where is Jason?

good looks and great conversation your doing great!

good looks and great conversation your doing great!

who would want to step over a monster anyway their hard to kill it would take hours to kill it the call a friend so u won't be alone to step over it lol ask me questions about killing monsters at angeidr3amso8@aol.com

Hey u 2, i gotta say u guys are hot, im only in my teens but val, gotta tell ya u sexy, im not a bad person at all so if u wanna hang out some time that wud b so awesome, maybe even go out well if ur single. u know my email add.

hey ur both hot wanna make an old man happy

hey ur both hot wanna make an old man happy

hey ur both hot wanna make an old man happy

yall r hot wanna makeout?

Hey u gurls r awesome but come on blow the monster's fucking head off and get the fuck out of there. (thats just my advice)

-yo gurls need to come to daddy and strip.-
I like those tits Val!!!

hey beth and val, i lost my teddy bear will u guys sleep with me?
if u fell something big grab it and don't let go!!!!!!!!

Hey gurls my hand is down my pant.....then up your skirt and across your tits!!!!!
U CAN JUST FEEL IT NOW
SEX DRIVE

now that the SEX DRIVE is over lets have sex.!!!
i live in Ardmore,Oklahoma and i go to Admores High School.
call me i am feeling HORNIER
ever time i think about you guys.!!!!!!!

Hey gurls my hand is down my pants.....then up your skirt and across your tits!!!!!
U CAN JUST FEEL IT NOW
SEX DRIVE

hey my sexy bitches
lets make passionate love and fuck every day
if u really want to call me
I live in La
my # is 226-2649

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

for one thing how about you actually do something for chiller not try to get yourself posted on the internet even though ur ugly as hell haha

u know whats dumb . . . in the Jason movies, they should have just cut his head off or cut his arms off. if they wanted him alive then cut his arms off. lol what whould he try to do next kill you by falling ontop of you

and whats up with the perverts? fucking sickasses . . .get laid in real life. stop trying to get laid over the internet cause your to scared to talk to chicks in real life.

You hve to chop it up in tiny pieces and then drain the blood out of the piecces and burn it then bury the ashes! ^_^

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